the real slim shady

may i have your attention please?

may i have your attention please?

will the real slim shady please stand up?

i repeat will the real slim shady please stand up?

we're going to have a problem here

(verse 1)

ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door

started whoopin her ass worse than before

they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)

it's the return of the

"oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what i think he did, did he?"

and dr dre said

....nothing you idiots dr dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)

feminist women love eminem

chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him

look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what

limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"

yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose,

but can't, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose

my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

and if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

and that's the message that we deliver to little kids

and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.

of course they gonna know what intercourse is

by the time they hit 4th grade,

they got the discovery channel don't they?

we ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantaloupes.

but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

but if you feel like i feel i got the antidote.

women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...

(chorus)

i'm slim shady

yes i'm the real shady

all you other slim shadys are just imitating

so won't the real slim shady...

please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

becuase i'm slim shady

yes i'm the real shady

all you other slim shadys are just imitating

so won't the real slim shady...

please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

(verse 2)

will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

well i do, so fuck him and fuck you too.

you think i give a damm about a grammy?

half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.

"but slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"

why? so you guys can just lie to get me here?

so you can sit me here next to britney spears.

shit, christina aguilera better switch me chairs

so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst

and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.

little bitch put me on blast on mtv

"yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim, hehe"

i should download her audio on mp3

and show the whole world how you gave eminem v.d.(scream)

i'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

so i've been sent here to d